- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

I put my baby in a microwave.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not sally

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What does it mean when people say your mom? it means that there name is Hunter

Roses are red. Violets are blue.

What do you call the man with no arms or legs, swimming in the bay? Bob.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Sigh, everybody in the world hates me :( Moral: Seven billion people? Realy?

It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What did the three year old say when he dropped his milk? Shitting buggery!

Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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