- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding worms in your stool.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

Why did the man kill his friend? How am I supposed to know

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

2 muffins were in the oven when one turned to the other and said. "Damn it's hot in here" The second muffin looked at him with a shocked expression and exclaims "She's burning the potatoes!"

What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

Women's rights.

If pro- is good or favored and con- is bad, then why do people favor the constitution and stay away from prostitution?

whats yellow and very big? I dont know. no one will tell me

Bill: ask me if i am three ducks in a man suit Jim: are you three ducks in a man suit? Bill: yes

What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

Just checked my Tesco burgers in the fridge and they're still within the use by date.

A man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The barman says no.

Violence is never the answer, its the question... The answer is YES!

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Q. Why did Obama cross the road? A. To collect taxes from the houses on the other side

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

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