My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar and the bartender says: "Where would you like to sit, gentlemen"?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

what's an advantage of breaking every bone in your body? nothing, you're screwed.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

How do you piss off a moose? You throw popcorn at it

Why did the man think he was hungry? Answer: Because his brain told that he needed to Eat or he was going to be really hungry. Made by eli

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

What did red say to yellow? Move over orange is coming now.

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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