Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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Two monkeys are sitting in a tree. One monkey looks to the other monkey and says, "I bet I can jump from this tree to the next tree without falling." The other monkey replies, "I'm sure you could. You're a monkey."

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

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my name is piare (peeair) because my balder is empty

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Oh, go away

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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why dose micheal jackson like 29 year olds Because there is 20 of them

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What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why was the little girl sad? She had a grown man sexually assault her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice T!ts

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don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? A Holocaust in your apple.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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