A penis walks into a bar..

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

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Whose your daddy? Not me

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when choosing a bedtime story.... jack the rippers life stories is not a good idea... ........................................................................

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What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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How do you make a clown cry? Hit him with a chair then rape his children

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What is Black, White and Asian? A Panda Bear

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What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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