so today, i was walking along, and i noticed that it was sunny outside.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it weren't for the women our peckers would rust. By:Jhonny Thomas Spikes & Trenton Thomas Prather

Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

Want to hear a popular joke? Women's Rights

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Justin Bieber.

Quarters look shiny, Brass beats Copper, Dish is better, So enjoy the hopper. DIrect TV, is forever alone. Kinda like you, when your on your phone!

Why does Apple hate Blackberry? They don't fruit can be rivals.

Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

why did the other chicken cross the road peer pressure

Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Japan

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Mr Mac reminds me that no matter how hard you try you will always lose your hair

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Why aren't there Olympics in Mexico? Idk Because everyone that can run jump or swim are already across the boarder.

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