What's the one game that black people are good at? Flashlight tag.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

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why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

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There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? She won't have a pulse.

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How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

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Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

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In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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Three explorers are walking through the jungle when they are suddenly captured by a group of cannibals, the cannibals, going through years of culture and hereditary custom, kill the explorers, skin their bodies, chop them to pieces and cook their flesh, finally they eat it giving them a prosperous feast while the rest of the world is unaware of whatever happened in that jungle.

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What's worse than finding a worm in ur Apple? Finding a worm in ur poop

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What do you call a horse with a missing leg Calling it names could be considered animal abuse and should be reported immediately

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What's eighteen inches long, stiff, and makes women scream at night? A twelve inch long penis that is erect, thus adding approximately one half of its flaccid size, and involved in the act of fornication with the female partner of the man whose penis I am describing. (Of course, it is ignorant and juvenile to assume that the man in question is heterosexual. He may be a homosexual, which is perfectly acceptable in these liberal times we live in, or he may in fact be single and not inclined towards a sexual preference of any kind. This is understandable due to the myriad complications of long-term relationships, a result of the infinite differences between the masculine and feminine psyches.)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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