What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

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What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

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how do i know if my husband is cheating? beat him until he tells you

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What was the energizer bunny arrested for? Rape.

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

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Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

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if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

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roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

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whats a muslims name with a bomb to his chest Whatever his name is HAHAHAHAHAH

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

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what do you get if you cross a motorway with a wheel barrow? Arrested as a wheelbarrow is not a motorised vehicle, or even a vehicle at all and therefore it is an offence to cross the motorway with it, actually it is probably an offence to cross a motorway with anything now that I come to think of it

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Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

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What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

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Roses are red violets are green i can't rhyme bridge

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

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A class of kids were bouncing basketballs in class and a woman teacher comes in and says,"No balls in the classroom please." All the boys leave the class.

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Why did the girl cross the road? To get run over by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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