Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

What's pink, bubbly, and goes round and round? A baby in a microwave.

A man walks into a meat shop. Man: I bet you $20 you can't reach the meat on the top shelf. Butcher: The steaks are too high

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

What do you get when a black man crosses a white man on the street? A black man and a white man on the street..

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have to go to the bathroom now...

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why did dallin fall off the swing he got hit by jds big penis

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

What did the chicken say when it finally crossed the road? - nothing, its a chicken

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Joe is a negotiator. When joe sees someone in trouble, he tries to help them out of it by talking. Joe failed to talk to Osama bin laden correctly. Joe is no longer living in this world. Joe drank his sorrows away and died from the alcohol in his body. Osama is completely unrelated to this, his family died in a car crash.

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

what is worse than finding finding an apple in your worm? Finding your peanut shells in your peanut.

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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