Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

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Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

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What do you get we you mix a ginger with gasoline? A forest fire.

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what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

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so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

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Why did the elephant get on the roof? To jump in the pool.

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a gay man walks into a bar. he is promptly escorted out for trying to seduce men.

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What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

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What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she asked the doctor, he said she could have such bad cardiovascular problems if yo mamma keep the typical sedentary habits, wich consist in a diet with a lots of fat and sugar, the lack of physical exercise and genetical characterists which make a person get fatter more easily.

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i should have been sad when my flashlight died.... but i was delighted.

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I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry". 

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What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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knock knock who's there the police you're under arrest for the kidnapping, and murder of 12 girls you have the right to remain silent anything you say or do can and will be used against you in the court of law

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There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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