- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

alert('The Game')

how do you drown a blonde in a kitty pool? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom

roses are red violets are blue bullets are lead now i shoot you

Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Hey i just met you, and this us crazy! Heres some toilet paper, wipe my ass maybe?

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

red is black green is black i'm batman i'm white,

Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

don't take life to seriously nobody gets out alive

A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Roses are red Roses are also white and Violets are Violet not blue. Also I'm a realist and your grandmother is going to die soon

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

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