What did the student say to the teacher, after being assigned homework? This isn't my best subject, can I stay after class for tutoring?

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Q: IMAGINE that your in a heart racing battle with a huge grizzly bear when suddenly a bird picks you up and carries you to china and leaves you on the adge of a cliff which then you are chased by warriors and are forced to jump off the edge. What do you do? A: Wake up

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A Mexican, Asian, and a black guy are on a bridge, the Mexican says there is too much rice and throws some off the bridge, the Asian says there are too many burritos and throw some off the bridge, the Black says there are too many candles in his house and throws his car off the bridge. Everyone was happy and left besides the Black because he threw his car off.

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What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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The blonde, brunette and,the red headed girls were at a store. When the blonde says......... im tired let's leave.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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What did the women get after valentines day? An abortion.

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A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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DAVE : did you hear the one about the poster? MICHAEL: what?

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womens rights

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Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

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If life's a box of chocolates, I'm the dominant male.

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So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

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whats the difference between kroush and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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How did Helen Keller's parents discipline her? Hopefully not too sternly. There's not much trouble a blind and deaf girl can get into, one would imagine.

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Chuck Norris.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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why is stu taking so long to post a joke because he is autistic

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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