Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

What does a frog in a blender sound like? *WWWRRRRRRRBFFFFZZZZZCHWEEERRRRRR*

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

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Whats funny about a guy with no legs? I bought him a wheelchair.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

why did the fish get flushed down the drain? because it was dead

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

Your mom is so fat that her every day life if a struggle and she has to get gastric bypass surgery or else she is going to die

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

What is easier than making pie? Making cake!

did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

The dog, Marley from Marley and Me. It died.

Boxing on Boxing Day

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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