- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

A: What did the Orange say to the Mango? B: Sup Hommie?! A: Wtf.... (awkwardly walks away)

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? On average 2,950, however, this has not been properly tested due to obvious reasons.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why do people make jokes about cancer? Oviously to get thier ass kicked!!! -BY:KOLBY HOOKS

I like my wine like I like my women. Not at all.

Sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses. Unless they are next to the trashcan where you put your little sisters diapers

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are yellow Grass is green

What did the german speech therapist say to his mute patient? There a few methods we can use to help you obtain the power of speech.

HELLO EVERYONE

What do you get when you cross a helicopter, elephant, and a rhino? Heliphino

what did the apple say to the orange? -- NOTHING! APPLES DO NOT TALK!

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

Why did the black man get drenched by a fire hose because he was on fire

Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!!

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