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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the wife disappointed in her husband? He hasn't been very talkative since the suicide.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

What did the prisoner get for Christmas? A lethal injection.

hmm, thinking, thinking, SNAPPLE!

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Ben." Ben who?" "Ben Dover!" "Ben,it's been 7 years. I already moved on and have a new husband and family. Stop coming here or I'm calling the police."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

What is the difference between a peasant and a pheasant? One's a bird.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

What's the difference between a gluten free cereal and a regular cereal? One has gluten, and one has no gluten.

Roses are grey Violettes are grey I am colour blind And I suck at rhymes

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

the sky is green no it is not

What did the schoolgirl say to some of the people of Anti-Joke.com? You're sick. Stop talking about the Holocaust.

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

are you from hawaii? because your the only ten I see

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

who is not good looking? mon morello

A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

How do you make a person cross the road? Ask them nicely.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

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