There's a black guy, a yellow guy, and a white guy. Which one survives? All of them do. See. I'm not racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it all began in 1807 when a 7 foot rooster gave birth to a chicken on the sidewalk while purchasing ice cream. Scientists have been intrigued so they went into study with it and won the Nobel prize. This somehow persuaded them to lure the chicken over to the other side by using a lollipop. They threw the lollipop as the chicken crossed the road, hit it in the eye, the chicken spazzed out, jumped in front of a car, teleported to London, and is now a gynecologist.

Why did the old man throw the clock out the window? Because he didn't want to go to a store that could repair it, so then he thought that it was better off on his yard where it could compost.

Why did the man punch NUGE in the face? Because he got angry that NUGE was being such a BA person and he was jealous of NUGE'S style and he just got dumped by his ugly as poop mom which was eating Anti Chicken.

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How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

I had a chocolate chip cookie today, thats it, just a chocolate chip cookie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

Why didn't the black boy get any presents from Santa? Because he isn't real.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

Why were 50 police officers in the supermarket? A tsunami had struck and they were cleaning out hundreds of bodies

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense And it doesn't rhyme either

hey jimmy! hey bob -.- jimmy, pls pls explain how to do this.. ): see your mom? yea... do it like we did her (OOOHHHH!)

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? names

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

Q: What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? A: We are both lawyers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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