- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is stupid, black and high? A stupid black kite.

A Chinese man fails a math test

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

What's worse than finding a work in your apple? The Holocaust.

You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

What did the fat confused man say? I am confused.

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? nothing he was Jewish

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

How many blondes can you fit in a car? About 5 if you lift the arm rest.

White NBA players.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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