- Anti Joke

Your momma's so fat: She fears a lower life expectancy and consequently not seeing her grandchildren grow up.

What's worse than finding out your friend is gay? Being gang-raped.

what does 2+2equals? i think its 3 but i could be wrong

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

There are 3 Chinese guys migrating to the USA, Chu, Bu and Fu. . Chu added a 'ck' to? his name and became Chuck Bu did the same thing and became Buck. Fu got sent back to china

A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I can't believe it," the man exclaims, "I've died and gone to Heaven! I-" St. Peter interrupts him. "Not quite yet, my son. You must first answer three questions. You will only enter Heaven if I deem you fit to do so." The man nervously agrees. "All right. First question," St. Peter says. "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." "Splendid," St. Peter responds. "Did you attend church every Sunday?" The man loses some of his former confidence. "I may have missed the odd week." "That's fine," says St. Peter. "One last question... Do you believe you are worthy of entering the Gates of Heaven?" The man answers nervously, "Well... yes, yes I do." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Why didn't Johnny's father come home? He was killed in Afghanistan.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Your mothers so ugly that when memory sees her it says " Damn-it I hate my job!

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

how did the farmer die? his dog shot him

What did the boy in the wheelchair get for Christmas? A bicycle.

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.