- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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70% of heroin addicts die at some point in their life.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What happened to the baby in the microwave. I don't know I was too busy masturbating off to it in my clown suit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

what did the homeless man say to the stranger? nothing, he let he let his gun do the talking

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a worm on the other side. And the more pressing question is why do i watch a chicken in my free time

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender!

What did the whale do when he was angry? He beached himself, causing a major ecological disaster and costing the beach community thousands of dollars to return him to the water.

Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

What do Grant and Lee have in common? They're both black males

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

Your momma's so not fat that when a school bus rolled by here house, she just sat there and turned on oprah.

A baby walks into a bar and the bartender says.... Where is your mom?

person 1: i have a good knock knock joke person 2: ok what is it? person 1: say knock knock! person 2: knock knock person 1: trollollollollollollo

How do you make a sausage roll? Wrap some sausage meat in a pastry dough made of plain flour, water, salt and fat, and bake it in an oven.

did you hear about the dyslexic, overweight, wheelchair bound blind guy? No? Niether did I, I'm deaf so don't hear about anything.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

Bill goes and buys 45 watermelons, what does he have? 45 watermelons.

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