Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.

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2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

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How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

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knock knock whos there i dont know. go look

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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Jennifer Kim... having a boyfriend!

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why was the female student failing out of school? because she made bad choices and never gave school her all.

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why did the guy cross the road? Because he felt like it

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Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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Once Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked a guy so hard that he got a large bruise.

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Why did the Jew cross the road? Cause the Nazi told him to

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Grandpa loved a good joke, he died laughing. The doctor said it was a severe stroke probably brought on by smoking aggravated by high cholesterol and high blood pressure.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house..... knock knock! whos there? THE CHICKEN!!

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

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What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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what did the boy in the blue hat do? wear his blue hat

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

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