- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man that nicks your car? All we can say is that he is called the Nig

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

What did the man say before he killed himself? I am going to kill myself

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

Joe Paterno walks into a bar...he should've walked into a police station and filed a report.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why was the little girl crying? Because she was hanging upside down from an oak tree.

A blonde walks into a bar. She enjoys a refreshing, cold beverage with friends before returning home to sleep ahead of another day of hard work as a scientist.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Your mother is so fat.

Why didnt the boy go to school? His mum threw a fridge at him!

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: sticks tongue out "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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