Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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What's big and messy? A big mess

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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Why did the blond woman throw a clock out the window? She was going through a bitter divorce, and didn't want her ex-husband's things in her house anymore.

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A Jew and a Nazi encountered each other on the street. They exchanged pleasant greetings and carried on in their desired directions.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? The eventual extinction of humanity, followed by the death of the universe.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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If you spell "ChuckNorris" in scrabble, you get 22 points.

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How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

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I hate it when people dont finish there sen

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What's a foot long and slippery? A slipper.

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If I had a penny for every time I said the word "the" I would have AIDS

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Those who can't teach... Aren't teachers.

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what's worse than people who aren't funny? ryan vallee

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven has an extra penis

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My grandmother's zodiac sign was cancer, and she was killed by a giant crab.

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Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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A man says hello to his best friend in the morning like he always does. Why did his best friend not reply? The mans best friend is not real and is actually a figment of the mans imagination because he has been suffering from a severe case of schizophrenia his whole life and has many imaginary friends.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? It's Doctor Green. I've got some bad news about your test results. Can I come in?

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Why did sally fall off the swings? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Sally

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What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa Claus is a fictional old man who flies around delivering gifts, while Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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