What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

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If the shoe fits....... its probably your size.

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Why did the guy eat pizza? Because he likes pizza.

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you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did the Mexican cross the border? He wanted to live a better life in pursuit of freedom and a better job.

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How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

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Why does the cow eat grass? A: Because it's green. (Cows are colorblind)

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what did the black man say to the Muslim? "you the bomb"!

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what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

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What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

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Why did the blonde fail her science test? Because she spent all day at the hair salon getting her hair died from brown to blonde when she should have spent the time productively studying.

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

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Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

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What do you call a Welshman with a stick up his arse? A very odd man

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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