What's 1+1? 69.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What was the only thing the little boy from tanzania had? AIDS.

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It didn't.

What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Q.How Do You Make 7 People Laugh? A.Tell Them a Good Joke.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

my brother yells at me for singing in the shower so i scream "how can you hate from outside the tub when you cant even get in?"

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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