Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Open up.

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What do u get when u lick chicken Answer- Your a retard if you did not figure it out it is obviously chicken taste DERP!

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A Vietnam war veteran accidentally goes to a Vietnamese concert and says, "I could take a lot of them down with me."

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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All of these jokes suck; so I just made one that equally sucks!

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Whats gayer then dancing with the stars? Justin beiber

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What do you call a black man that can steal, shoot, and jump? A basketball player.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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her: what did your last slave die of? him: syphillis

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What's the connection between Obama and Michael Jackson? They both want to be a girl.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

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The frightened girl did everything the man said. " Open your legs. Bend over..." She was playing Simon says and was afraid to loose. It wasn't sexual abuse, which her sister had experienced while traveling around the world in 2007.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says, "why the long face?" the man replies, "my wife has terminal cancer and has been given 2 weeks to live."

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What's the best way to cross the road? Ideally with your feet and legs, consdiering as disabled people usually don't recommend their unfortunate state of affairs. However there are other alternatives which may or may not be better than common or garden walking, such as crane hire - crossing in a crane bucket in a safe spot; chauffer driven limos, which don't do the straight, direct route, generally; and being carried on a replica of Cleopatra's carry couch (but with modern suspension, unless you prefer the up and down motion)

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken is now getting flowers for her dead children that got hit buy multiple cars, also the chicken is a human mother.

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Roses are blurred Violets too I have astigmatism I cant see shit

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A Christian asks god why there is so much pain and grief in the world. God does not exist.

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Whats funny? Your face.

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