A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

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What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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q: why won't the asian girl do anything? a: it's pretty hard to move or speak being gagged and tied up in my basement

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Sarah, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and even though she is a little sweaty At the moment, you realize what a beautiful woman she really is. You decide to ask her to marry You, and after she says yes, you two make passionate love in the front seat Of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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whats shaped like a tree. A tree.

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I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

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my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

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the economy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

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Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

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Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

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A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

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Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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