- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day a young gentleman was walking down the street. He sees a wounded dog laying there on the sidewalk. He goes to tend to the wounded animal. It bites his hand. He rushes to the hospital and tests positive for rabies. The man has to be vaccinated and the dog terminated.

Why did the man cross the road? Because he couldn't get his dick out of the chicken

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't going to come.

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Women.

A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital and has his wounds treated.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

A cow and a whale are swimming in the sea when they both realize this is Vietnam and they were really chimps

Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Enough.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

Never go into your parents room with a blacklight.. -Ryan Vallee

What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

Your mum is such a slut, I'd reccomend she seeks psychiatric help, as her deviant promiscuity is clearly a phsical manifestation of some deep rooted psychological disfunction. We all wish her well.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

Stacey has no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Stacey.

What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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