- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the clock say to the book? I have no batteries.

What is the different on a black guy and a bicycle ? The black guy steals the bicycle, but the bicycle dont steal the black guy. Yes, my bike got stolen ...

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Why did the baby fall off the swing? Because i hit it with a bat.

Why did the little girl with no arms an legs cry? Because she fell off the swing.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

What did the widow get for mother's day? A miscarriage

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

One day a object is flying overhead in a city and a man in a crowd of pedestrians yells, "It's a bird!" another man yells, "It's a plane!" No one else says anything as they stare at the two men that had become so excited about a possibly seeing a bird or an airplane.

A man walks into a pole He breaks his nose And bleeds to death

what is the worst thing a priest could do to a little boy? brutally murder him

Roses are potatoes Violets are potatoes I like potatoes Potatoes.

whats worse then getting sat on by a hippo getting sat on by Matt Ross

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

Why didn't little Billy cross the road? He was dead.

My mom farted, now it smells, ewe. My mom just took of her shirt, BONER! My, friends mom took off her shirt, now he has a boner. We both have boners, and it smells bad. This is weird, me and my friend are very similar, except my mom farted and his mom did not. Now I hate my mom. UN-BONER!

There once was a man named bulagala moo moo boom chicka boom. Sometimes, when wipe the toilet tissue breaks and my fingers get all dirty. Good thing I have insurance!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

Knock knock. Its open.

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