What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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A man was walking through the woods when he comes across a little girl crying by a lake. "What is the matter little girl?" he asked. "My cat fell in the lake ... and it couldn't swim ... so my father jumped in as well and drowned too," she cried," Sad, the man sighed, pulled down his pants and said, "Well I guess today's just not your day,"

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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what's worse than dropping half your sandwich? Getting hit in the face with a sledgehammer

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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A man wins 1 million dollars on the pokies. He goes home and tells his wife and kids about the big win. The next day the man goes go the casino and and loses the 1 million as he is addicted to gambling

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Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

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Knock Knock? Why did you just say knock knock just ring the doorbell

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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An american, canadian, and mexican are on a skyscraper. Canadian: (pulls off maple leaf) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) Mexican: (pulls out burrito) we have to many of these in our country (throws off building) American: (looks at mexican) we have to many of these in our country (pushes mexican off building)

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

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a pope and priest walk into a bar what's the first thing they say? OUCH my head

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What has four legs and is always ready to travel? Siamese twin fugitives.

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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there is a fat ass bitch who lives in littlefield TX, her name...Krista. her facebook.... NannyGrizzly. I hate her!!! with a pasion... she was my neighbor... i can hear her yelling all the time. Please... someone give her a reason to yell. .................Facebook..........Nannygrizzly.......do....something.....about.......her.... thank you. Ima TROLE!!!!! hahahahaahhhahahahahahahaahha. damn it. (: v P PS. she is a bitch

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What did the Asian man say when he got a math problem wrong? Damn it

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