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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

Why did the monk shave his head? So he's more aerodynamic.

What did one muffin say to the other Muffin? Nothing, muffins have no method of communication in any way shape or form

Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

What kind of movies do pirates like? They don't know, Somalia doesn't have much of a film industry.

When life gives you lemons, take them. Free stuff is cool.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

why was the Jewish person accused of stealing money? because the police found his finger prints.

What is just as important as Woman's Rights? Woman's Lefts, to maintain equality.

How do you say hooker in Chinese? ?

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

There was a Jewish man and a German man why was it akward? Because one of them farted

Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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