- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

What do you call an old man in his underwear with a bag of pepper on his back while licking pebbles off the sidewalk? Senile.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench is an object and the black man is a human being.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

why did the baby die? It was hit by a bus and then raped by a seal.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

A handicapped man walks into a bar...

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

I ounce had a parrot it talked buy never said im hungry so it died

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Yeah, but why is this honesty so important for you, personal reasons because you are like that, because you consider me a friend? Or because a single lie, could have catastrophical consequences?

how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

How do you make a baby stop crying? You throw it out the window.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??