- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

What's the best thing about Windows OS? It's very versatile and can run a wide selection of programs, tools, and games.

It is so hot out here, that it could melt an ice cube that was once in the freezer!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

like this or you will die at some point in your life

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Answer: because he had no guts

What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

Yo Mama just died.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my life didn't start, until I met you! :) Megan _____

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