Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

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Why was New Zealand attacked by Australia? New Zealand attacked Australia due to a teritorial dispute. The war lasted for 3 years with over 150000 deaths.

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Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

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Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

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Why did the black man cry and scream? It's anybody's guess. He was having a rough day.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Jesus. Jesus who? You're going to hell.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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I used to be an adventurer like you. But then I retired and started a family.

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What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

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Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

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women's rights.

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Why am I writing this? Cuz I am eating babies alive right now!

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