What's the hardest part of the pizza to eat? The motorbike.

Q: What did the dragon say to the other dragon A: Nothing they did'nt exicest.

Jimmy's mom: Jimmy go do your chores now!! Jimmy: You shut your mouth, whore. Get your smelly ass back in the kitchen!!!

I would tell you a joke about a broken pencil, but it's pointless.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

whats a funny joke? nuthing nuthing at all

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What did the black man say when a blond walked into the bar? " Hi Molly"

Why did you mom shop at Wal-Mart? She had a coupon

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

Why was the dog barking? Because I lit him on fire.

what was so bad about hitler? he inadvertently subjected his political officials to death by rope

Roses are red, violets are blue, suck my tip and call me Regi.

A man walks into a butchers and asks for a loaf of bread the butcher replies " no im a butcher" The man says " its ok my bikes outside"

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit.

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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