Do you know whats funny? No do you know i was asking a question

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

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Sometimes i like to stand on my chair and pretend that i am a carrot.

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What's blue and invisible ? Nothing.... Its impossible to be iinvisible and a color

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

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I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

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How many jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. It really isn't that hard.

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Why couldn't Horton hear a who? He was a loaf of bread.

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Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

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What's an AntiJoke? A joke that has no comical value.

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Knock knock Who's there. Interrupting cow, sorry you can see where this is going, just let me in without asking any more questions please.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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Making fun of Charlie Sheen is like shooting up in a barrel.

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A praying mantis is very graceful

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Roses are black Violets are black A black person died

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what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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what's the difference between a lion and an ostrich? they are both birds, a part from the lion

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Whats the difference between a watermelon and babies I don't have a pile of dead watermelon in my basement

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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