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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Barbara and Martin died in their apartment. The neighbor walked in and found glass and water everywhere. How did they die? -Barbara and Martin were fish.

A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

What do you call a Puerto Rican, a Blonde, and an African woman in a taxi cab? Three people who happen to be traveling to the same location at the same point in time.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Hamsters are a lot like cigarettes. They're completely harmless until you put one in your mouth and light it on fire.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? Because she is enjoying the meal her husband has prepared for her after a long day at her second full-time job of the day

Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

you will like this because i am black.

I have a little dog. She likes being tossed high into the air. I need a new little dog as the last one was caught by a gust carrying here over the sound-dividing highway wall and dropped into traffic.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

What was the black woman doing in the kitchen? She was simply washing her hands after eating dinner.

What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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