Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

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Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

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How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

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Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

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There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

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So a guy walked into the doctors and said, "It hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor said, "Well don't poke your leg like that."

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What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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Why the USA support the 'Kony 2012'? For Oil

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, So what is the colour violet for?

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Hey guess what? What? You're a Tree.

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

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Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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Why did Jimmy's grandma never come home ? Her liver failed .

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your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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