A hooker walks into a bar. She orders a few drinks and leaves. She's a man.

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... Jack didn't make it over the candle stick and died.

For Chuck Norris every street is one way his way.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Pokerface.

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Whats red and has wheels? An apple, I was just kidding about the wheels.

What do you call a black man with a lip desiese? Jumbo shrimp

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

Your mumma's so ugly. Period.

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

Why couldn't Bob pick up his pen? Because a nuclear bomb just set off where he lives and it incinerated everything.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

Why did the student fail his test? He forget to study for it the night before.

Why did Teddy eat dirt? Because he was hungry.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

A couple of years back a went to chile for a day, I was then trapped underground for 70 days...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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