Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? Finding out that your girlfriend is really a drag queen and that that is why you have never had sex. -Harrison

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Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

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Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name ia not Mark.

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Why was Justin Beiber Booed off the stage. Because I spelt his last name incorrectly.

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Why did the boy let the falling brick hit him in the head? He had no legs, so he could not move

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What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

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I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

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Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

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Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and not being funny.

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I woke up this morning and ran five miles. I am proud of myself for engaging in such a healthy lifestyle.

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okay so three men are in a plane ( this is the type of plane you can open the windows) so the stewardess goes up to the first man he asks for a gun she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window he confused but he does it anyways the stewardess goes to the second man he asks for a beer she agrees but he has to throw it out the window hes confused but he does it anyways the stewardess walks up the the third man he asks for a pack of C4 she agrees but hes gotta throw it out the window without hesitation he gets it and throws it out the window. so they land and the first man sees a women crieing i was walking down the street and got hit in the head by a gun and arested for being armed the second man sees a hobo cheering loudly hes says he was sleeping in the ally and it started raining budlight the third man shes a women hysterically laughing she says i was going to work and spilled my coffe then my house blew up!

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What can you tell by a black guy who walks into a bank with a ski mask on? His face was severely disfigured in a horrific accident.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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Ben Wuz here was the funniest Hahahahaha

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Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Little Anny fell on a sidewalk. Why isn't she crying? 'Cause I've thrown her out off the tenth floor.

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