- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you see Helen Keller at the movie theater? I didn't either, she's dead.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

A muslim paints Mohammed

A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

Why did Dracula cross the road? To get to the other unbitten virgin.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

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