Your mam is so fat.

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What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

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WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

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Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

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To mama's so fat that her escape velocity in her surface exceeds 3*10^8 m/s

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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Does Anti-Joke have a purpose?

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What did one saggy boob say to the other one? Better perk up or they'll think we're nuts.

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The Irishman walked out of the bad.. Haha just kidding

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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whats worse than one bee sting? two bee stings whats worse than two bee stings? the halocaust whats worse than the halocaust? three bee stings

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Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

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A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

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a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

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What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

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a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

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how many cody's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? impossible he so stupid!!!

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Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What is the difference between the sky and the ocean? They're both blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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