- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man sleeping on a park bench at 2 in the morning? Homeless

What would you call the flinstones if they were black? Ni**gers

What did Heinrich Himmler say to the chicken? I'll take that liver thanks.

I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Q: How do you drown a black guy? A: Hold his head underwater and sit on his back.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the pig do when the farmer died? He just stood there cause pigs are stupid.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

Is the glass half full or half empty? The liquid in the glass is not at exact half, so that question is not answerable.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew. The pizza doesn't scream in the fire

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