Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

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Your family tree is like a cactus, its full of pricks. ;P

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A kid is stuck in a fire, his dad (a firefighter) comes and saves him. Sadly the kid needed surgery from the fire. He went to the hospital and when the doctor looked at him he said "I cannot operate on my own son." How can this be? His parents are gay...

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That awkward moment where all you want for Christmas is for your parents to get back together but then you realize that they died in a car crash

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Whats the difference between a black man and a paraplegic? A paraplegic doesn't walk out on his family

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

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Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

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The way I see it, there are two types of people. Some are female and some a male.

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what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

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What do you call a Jew with 20 Pounds of Pennies? A rich man

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an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

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What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a girl? Consensual sexual intercourse between two young adults.

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How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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ASUS Live Update has stopped working.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

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What is worse than throwing your baby in the river? Letting Moses out of Egypt

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So, two black guys walk into a bar... And they pay their tab and couldn't have been more courteous

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