What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was Hellen Keller.

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a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

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What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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What did God say to Abraham? Nothing, because God doesn't exist.

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What is the difference between john madsen and a gay person. There isn't because john is gay

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A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

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rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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What did the southern uncle say to his nephew when he woke up? Good morning, son.

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Why did the chicken cross the road ( The chicken says) I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without having morals questioned.

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A bartender walks into a bar. I know what you're thinking. You think he works there but that is not correct. He works at a different bar. Anyways, he buys a few drinks and leaves. He was impressed with the service.

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How did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it died. how did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the other monkey.

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and an arab walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the arab has a can, being surprised at how far a can can preach hate in Chicago. The bartender reminds the arab that he's with a swine, and the arab is offended for the poor horse.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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