- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

My cat just died.

An ant tries to climb and sit on a tube. It couldn't. Do you get it? … I don't either.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

Why did the blond cross the road? She needed to get to the shop as she'd run out of milk.

What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did the Macedonian guy say to the Croatian guy? Both of our countries are from the former Yugoslavia.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

I got stopped for speeding the other day. The policeman said I had to pay a £50 fine. I was gutted. However, later that night I had amazing sex with my wife, which helped me to take my mind off things a bit.

Why was the unemployed dolphin trainer so sad? His life has no purpoise. In an unrelated topic, how is he unemployed id he is a dolphin trainer?

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

You say tomayto, I say ecstasy.

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

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