- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:How do you confuse a blonde preschooler? A:Calculus.

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

Dumb

A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

What did the blind girl say? Its dark in here.

If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

Knock Knock! F*ck off

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

What did the pencil say to the other pencil? Nothing, pencils do not have the ability to speak as they are an object.

why was six afraid of seven? it wasn't. numbers dont have feelings.

My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My farts stink, And so do you.

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

How do you scare a lawyer? Threaten to kill his family.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

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