Why would a baby cry? Because it's being put through a juicer.

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

what did joe eat for breakfast? he didn't eat, joe is schizophrenic steve's best friend

What do you call a terrible Therapist that shoots coke up his nose? Sickman, Sickman Fraud.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What happens when a chicken with a goat have sex? nothing.

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Q: Why is Little Johnny in the hospital with a bullet wound and a broken arm? A: I shot him of his bike.

The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What's up with airplane food? Not sure, but last flight I was on they didn't serve any food. It could have been because it was too short of a flight or perhaps the recessed economy caused jetliners to cut costs. Either way, I didn't get a bag of peanuts.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

A Chinese man... pulling another Chinese man in one of those carts behind him.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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