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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from the farmer's field. The family were not too disheartened, as the rest were still contained.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

What did the the man, the dog, and the psychiatrist talk about? The man's childhood experience losing his pet as a contributer to his symptoms of psychosis.

Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a light bulb Why? Because they're so darn stupid

why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

The diamond one below is hilarious.

What did the millionaire say to the hobo? Hi there.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

How did the black guy, get a nice car, house, and attire? He went to college, and got a job.

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