Two black guys and two asians get pulled over. The cop says i cant let you go unless all of your dicks add up to 15 inches. They added up to exactly 15 inches - The black guys both added up to 7 inches each and the asians added up to 1/2 inch each. When they were driving away both of the asians said thank god we had boners.

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A princess kisses a frog to acquire a prince. Then gets arrested for beastiality.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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2 sausages were in a frying pan. 1 sausage says it sure is hot in here, the other sausage says WTF a talking sausage!

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What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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A blonde, a brunnette, and a red head all jump from the top of a building. They all land at the same time because of Newton's 3rd Law

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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"What's funnier then this joke? Women's rights." *Your suggestion is contradictory considering the fact that you are implying "Women's rights" is more humorous than "Women's rights".

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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Person 1: want to hear a joke? person 2: yes.

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

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What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

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What's hot and cold at the same time? Hotcold.

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what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

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