- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

irish man drinking john smiths

Why did the chicken croos the road? It didnt, my father caught him and cooked him for dinner.

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

If a train leaves Chicago at 50 miles per hour, how hard does the baby strapped to the tracks get splattered?

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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