- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

How do you get Sally of the swing? Throw a clown at her.

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

roses are red hula is hula when i walk in cass i see a big tula

In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

So you're flying around in your bathtub, how pancakes to shingle a doghouse? Airhockey, because pizza bagels can't cry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

You're tearing apart, Lisa!

How did the girl cross the road? --she didn't, she died trying because she was blind and didn't see the sign that said "Don't Walk"

why did the blonde fall down a mineshaft? Beacuse the rapist needed somewhere to hide the body

if your having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i don't have any.

whats worse than dropping your toast butter side down ? being ripped apart from the anus upwards by a large black man

Did you know that Helen Keller had a swing set? neither did she.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

A man walks into a bar. His family has died in a tragic accident and he is trying to drink down the pain.

Why wasn't the white guy voted for president? He had down syndrome

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the man with candy say to the little boy? I have Candy.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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