- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An English man, a German man and a Canadian man stood on the edge of a cliff. The English and German both jump off. What happens then? The Canadian says "they were serious?!" and runs away to fake his death and live the rest of his life as Frank Brown.

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

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Q: How do you eat a dead baby? A: One piece at a time.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What was the last thing that went into the head of the space pilot of the Challenger shuttle right before it crashed? He was probably thinking about his wife and family...

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Dead girls can't say no.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

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