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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself at night.

how do you make a plummer cry? you spell PLUMBER wrong

Did you see Stevie wonders house? Neither did he.

what is a mix of a bull dog and a shih tzu. a bread of dog that has a shaggy face and long hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

Roses are red Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet But i have commitment issues So I'd rather just be friends at this point in our relationship.

To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Some poems have endings

Why did they chicken cross the road? It didn't. A van ran it over when it was halfway across.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? You don't, he just jumps down.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

really? are people insistantly so totally stupid? Now read that again and you may notice something. :P

What is long, hard, cries a lot, and can't fall down a man-hole? A baby with a javelin through its neck.

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What's 1+1? 69.

Scenario: Two guys are out hunting. Two guys are walking and a one falls down. The other calls 911 and the guy still standing asks what to do. The person at the hospital told him to make sure his friend was dead, then heard a gunshot. The guy who called said "Now what do I do?"

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

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