- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

So a guy says to his dog "hey man when you piss in the toilet can you please flush, just because I don't like to look at your pee." then the dog sits back and says "...woof !!"

A man says to his wife, "Honey, sex just hasn't been the same lately." "That's probably because of my yeast infection," replies his wife.

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

knock knock who's there? your destiny

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

If your reading this, youre not blind.

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Why did Suzy fall of the swing? Because she had no arms!

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. They order a few drinks, chat, and walk out.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

A drunk guy walks into a car

Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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