- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock Whos there? (the boy who knocked proceeds to run away with laughter)

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Milwaukee? They woke him up.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Q: if it takes a week to walk a fortnight how many pounds of oranges can you fit in a grapegruit. A: None, because there is no bones in ice cream

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

Chuck Norris shaves with his fists. That's why he still has a beard.

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