- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man climbs a tree, falls, and breaks his legs. He will never walk again

a very large and muscly guy walks into a bar and finds a scrawny white guy he asks him if he has ever been in a fight with someone bigger then him the man says no the large man then leaves the bar and they both continue on with their day

what do u get when two cars collide... a bunch of mexican

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

A man walks into a bar. He has a nice drink and leaves.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walked into a bar, therefore beginning a lifetime of alcoholism that would slowly tear his family apart.

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

A sheep croses the road It gets hit by a car.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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