What do you do when you find a black man rolling around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall It depends on how hard you throw them

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

osama bin ladin is dead. let's get a beer.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Jehovah's Witness. Have you heard the word of God?

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

a guy walkied into a bar... he really got hurt

A man from timbuktu slept on a bed of nails. It was very uncomforable

Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

Three men walk in to a bar, One ducked

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The Pterodactyl species became extinct 65 million years ago, and thus if you saw one today, you would be immediately taken into a mental hospital.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Anti-Joke is a sticky wicket.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

A German, an Irishman, a Mexican and a Texan are flying together on an airplane over the ocean. When the plane begins to experience engine trouble, they find that there is only one parachute for the four of them! Through an amazing display of flying skill, however, the pilot is able to complete the flight and land safely.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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