What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

I like school Said no one ever.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

roses are red, violets are blue, Hitler killed 6.6 million jews.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

What's white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? A refrigerator.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

Lil Wayne

Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

Think of a number 1-10 Now add 39 Divide that by 20 Subtract two Now close your eyes.. Dark isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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