- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the robot cross the road? Because It was bionically fused to the chicken.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

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Look down at your keyboard. Notice that U and I are together? <3 Also notice that J and K are together too!:P

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Phil.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: What did the Mexican say to the other Mexican? A: To get to the other side.

What's more irritating than a half eaten apple? Some prick taking up half the page with shitty copy and past routine.

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

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