- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy live on the street? He was an orphan.

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

Why did the boy show off his ps4? Because his mom was rapped and murdered And his dad molested him when he was younger

What's worse than getting AIDS? shaking hands with a liberian doctor. Knock Knock Who's there? Ebola

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

Did you hear about the boy with the treehouse? He caught his mom cheating on his dad in there.

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

Enters password. Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabet, your left foot, a theme song to a television show, and the blood of your enemies. Enters password. Password Strength: Weak

So a horse walks into a barn.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

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