SHUT UP JP

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

A grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you", the grasshopper replies, "you have a drink named Bob"

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

I like school Said no one ever.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

knock knock "whos there ?" "the police , your husband has died" "ok"

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

How do you make a 5 year old cry? Kill their parents.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

Scratch and Sniff [________] smells like glass doesn't it?

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A bald man walks out a bar crying Prostate cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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