- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

Yo Momma is SO FAT, THAT she has an increased risk of cardiac arrest due to her blood pressure.

What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

What did one dinosaur say to the other? Nothing and if you think dinosaurs talk you might need to be diagnosed for having Schizophrenia. Invega is a subtle treatment.

What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why doesn't Lucinda have a penis? Because she's Mexican.

When Chuck Norris plays Modern Warfare 2, he gets more care packages than Haiti did.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Doctor, I keep believing I am stuck in the Matrix! Oh thats common, you know existencial crisis and so on but we got medications, you want the blue or the red pill?

What is worse than braking a fingernail, Learing that a clown raped your entire family

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

ask me if im a fence are you a fence WALNUTS!

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