Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

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What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

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How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

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How many inches of snow are there when the fireplace burns for 10 minutes? Red chickens

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Why couldn't the white guy tell the two asians apart? They were identical twins.

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What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

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You dropped something.... Yo lip

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Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

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What can never be seen by the owner, looks like Jesses mom, and smeels like shit. Jesses dick.

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Q: Why did the mugger kill the bus driver? A: Because he had a gun.

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

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What do u call a white hourse with no ass Penelope

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yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

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Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? Approach with caution as drowing victims can panic, thus pushing you under. If possible throw a floatation device rather than go in yourself, or hold out a stick and instruct them to grab one end while you pull them in with the other. If necessary perform CPR. Call an ambulance and monitor for hypothermia.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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