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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What does china and an 80 year old body builder have in common? They're both asian. I forgot to mention that the body builder is japanese.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

What do the Chinese call "Ping Pong"? Ping Pong

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

A doctor tells a woman he needs to take her rectal temperature. The woman tells the doctor "That's not my rectum." The doctor promptly apologizes and conducts the rest of the check up.

Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Eric is gay Ha

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

Why did the legless person roll down a hill? Because he was in a wheelchair

whats the difference between a black man and a cat? you dont run from a cat

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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