i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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An over weight person is diagnosed with anorexia they used to be fatter

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What's worse then having gum stuck on the bottom of your shoe? Having a stick poked in your eye. What's worse then having a stick poked in your eye? Having a nail go through your foot. What's worse then having a nail go through your foot? Having a stick poked in your eye and a nail going through your foot.

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Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

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A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

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A used condom filled with water and left on a radiator makes an ideal and inexpensive lava lamp.

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what's the difference between a zebra and a horse They are spelled differently

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So this chat, the talk on the phone was all a ruse?

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A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

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what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Yes, are you on a horse? No. Oh...

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What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

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2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

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What happened to the boy with cancer? He died.

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Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

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Why was the girl unhappy with her male teacher? Because he gave her a bad grade...and raped her the night before.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The four man hastily ducks, grabs his phone and calls the local paramedic.

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a boy walks into a hospital ward, and procedes to break down into tears because his family died

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

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A couple picks up a hitch-hiker with an ax on the side of the road. The hitch-hiker says "Thank you for the ride."

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Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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