Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

So a guy is playing jeopardy and decides to choose the category "Therapist." so he tells the host, "I'll take the rapist for 200."

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

You know what's funny about Fox news? Nothing. Lying to the public isn't funny at all.

what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

A woman walks into a bar.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

jack be nimble jack be quick jack is a parapeligic.....there's no need for more

What do you get when you mix a polar bear and a dog? A dead dog.

Ask me Whats 2+2. ? Ok what's 2 plus 2 4 you dumb ass

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

"You must defeat Shen Long to stand a chance"

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

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