- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Roses are red, Violets are blue, And really aggravate my allergies.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He died Why did the other boy fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third boy fall out of the tree? Prepressure

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

How do you get rid of black people in your back yard? Politely ask them to leave.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead." It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

What do you call a black man who lands on the moon? An astronaut...f*cking racist.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

Q: What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A: I like your shoelaces!

A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Whats worse then any minority? The fact they still exist.

Guess what Timmy got for Christmas, Nothing, Timmy has no parents, he's an orphan.

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

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