How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What animal wouldn't you want to play games with? Probably none of them. They are animals and incapable of playing board games.

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How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

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A white player in the NBA. Wait...

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a canoe at him.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

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why did the boy drop his icecream?? he got hit by a bus

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Why did the mexican cross the street? Because the next lawn to mow was in a different neighborhood

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What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

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What do you call a black Santa Claus A N i g g e r that doesn't exist

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

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Whats worse than stubbing your toe? statutory rape

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Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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