A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

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Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

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This is amazing! Visit http://psncodesonlinefree.com - you receive free PSN Card Codes instantly! Everybody uses this now!

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All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

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Q: What's very loud, has 60 wheels, and is covered in snow? A: A massive car pile up in January that was caused by a women being distracted while Texting. 7 people were killed.

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Once a upon of time, cow said chicken go cluck. Years later, mustard was like a ketchup. I said it was good. Oh yea baby. It was a good day.

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One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

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Q: You know why the floor is so clean? A: Because the janitor puts a lot of hard work into it.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Three men walked into a bar the other one ducked. SI

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There was a blonde, brunette, and a redhead. They are spending a relaxing afternoon together as a result of being restricted to their heavy therapeutic sessions which they are constantly in need of because all three have been diagnosed with clinic depression since everyone jokes about them so much and in conclusion, they don't see each other very often.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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wat do u say to a guy with a 3.5 cm choad wats hot tater tot

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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what happens if you drop a spoon? it sounds a lot, and it's annoying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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