whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

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Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

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periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

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What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

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What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man

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What do you call a black man? A person

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Yo mamma so fat when I searched her on the internet, I got 28,000,000 results

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The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

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A black man, a jewish man and an asian man walk into a bar. They are attending the wake of a friend who died of cancer.

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Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

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Knock, Knock Who's There

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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WHART++EWEEEEEEEP FLARPEN CARPEN FLARP

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

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How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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Roses are blue Violets are polka dot I suck at rhyming Pandas

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

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your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

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what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it thought it was a game. Why did the tree fall over? Because it thought it was a squirrel.

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How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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