- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Oprah get for christmas? Weight Watchers

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

How can you get a handicap black man to walk again? You don't...... Unless you motivate him with fried chicken. Anti-anti-joke!

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Shark week? More like owl week. Hoo!

What did the cop say to his belly? "Hey in there!"

Rain rain go away, and don't come back or else i will kill your family.

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

Why was Jimmy sad he couldn't play the Playstation? He didnt have one

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Knock knock Who's there The military, your son died last night.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Suck its dick.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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