- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and my cousins? Nothing.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: One is a human while the other is an unidentified flying object.

YODO (unless you're religious background encourage you to believe in an afterlife of some sort, be it of animalia or homo sapien decent.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

every cloud has a silver lining

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Roses are red Violets are violet the last time i saw this poem i couldn't rhyme no more

whats gay and american? a gay american

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

Roses r Red Violets r Blue I'm schizophrenic So am i too!

This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

Q:What business did the black man break into? A: The business of show, because he was a talented actor.

HEY!

Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

Q:How many cavemans does it take to screw in a lightbulb A: None there was no electricity back then

why did the chicken cross the road? because he frickin wanted to!!!!!!

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

Black people stink of shite!

Jesus saves, passes to Moses who shoots and scores!!!

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