- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

How much does a dead baby weight? the same amount when it was alive!

What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binaryy and those who dont.

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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