- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

someone called someone else a frog

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

A guy named M.C. walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, "wheres the food?" The bartender says, " its in your stomach."

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

Adam Chebali is awesome

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

If you're happy and you know it get a life

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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