Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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two men write a poem one says quack the other says woof what is the middle of the number witch is amazing because who ever is reading this you are beautiful and have chucken food ion your cheek bone connected to the knee cap indeed i shall write on to you guys saying how lovley it is TO MAKE FIRENDS WITH CHICKENS

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was at a crosswalk and had the right of way to on coming traffic

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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How do you kill a blonde? Push her off a cliff.

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Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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did you see stevie wonder's new guitar no neither did he

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

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Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

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What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

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What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

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What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

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Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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The Pope, a Rabi and an Islamic religious leader go into a room and come out with what? A new understanding of each others cultures.

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The police shouldn't have cars. They should use skateboards and use flowers as their gun. When they catch a criminal in the act, they have to hug him before sending him to prison

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Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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