What do you call a poor man on the side of the rode asking for money? A poor man on the side of the rode asking for money.

Why did the girl talk to her computer? Because she was Skyping with some faraway friends. Why were her friends far away? She was sent to the moon. Why was she sent to the moon? Because she tried to create eternal night.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between a duck? They are mostly the same, only one leg is shorter.

Two cannibals are eating a clown one turns to the other and asks "does this taste funny to you?" The other cannibal says " yeah because the clown has been dead for weeks."

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzy, she has no arms

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whats brown and has wings? a stick, i lied about the wings bit

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How do you make a hormone? Modify bacteria using recombinant DNA technology.

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Why was the dog sweating? It was locked in a car on a hot day.

How do you stop the neighbors from calling the police when you play your music too loud? Kill them and use their bodies as noise insulation

knock knock. who's there? 9/11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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