- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a guy named Bob hanging by a string? Plum Bob

roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

A naked man walks into a bar and is promptly arrested for indecent exposure.

Q: why was the man punched in the face? A: I did like him.

What is the black stuff between elephants toes? Slow natives

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

Your mother is so fat because she inherited poor genes and dietary habits from her own parents.

Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

what did the sock say to the shoe? Get your tongue off me.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? A. Spot

How is a hamster like a cigarette? They are harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire

What is long, hard, and full of seamen A submarine you pervert

Why did Jimmy burn the American flag? He was Canadian.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

People really hate it when sentenses don't end the way elephants wear hats

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

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