What is a black man's favorite food? It differs from person to person.

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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roses are red ur face is too and if u r hot my penis is going in u

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Are those two people having sex? Yes, I think they are.

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

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a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

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A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

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What's the difference between Little Billy and Ice Cream? People like Ice Cream.

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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did you hear about the circus fire? it was tragic and hundreds of people were killed.

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roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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"Do you like pie?" "No." "Do you like blueberries?" "No." "I have something you won't like." "Is it a blueberry pie?" "No, I shagged your wife last night".

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what do you call a sexy feminist? nothing, there are none

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

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Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

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Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

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Knock Knock The guy opens the door

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