- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Tyrion Lannister short for? It's not short for anything, it's his full name.

Why are black people so good at sports? Through Dedication and lots of training of course

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What do you call a guy who likes men? Gay

There was a a round house with no corners.How many corners were there? 100 ,I never said that that it had to be that house.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

Are you from Africa because you sure look likes you've got Ebola

Your legs are more open than my back door! Which is closed.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

it was a black guy a white guy a chinese guy a french guy an arab guy an irish guy and a juncky that was too much for a joke

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