- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

Jerry: Why arent you talking to me Seth? Seth then explains using sign language that he was born mute and is offended that Jerry keeps forgetting. Then Jerry uses sign language to say" **** off i have alzheimers!"

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Why did the woman get into a car accident? She was blind.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock...

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

Why couldn't Jimmy ride his bike? Jimmy was a goldfish.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

If you are swimming in a tree how many dogs does it take to crack a duck? The answer is 4 because nothing rhymes with orange

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

Roses are red, Violets are dead, I climbed through your window, I'm under your bed

Why was the black man arrested? He was tried and convicted in a court of law for being an accessory to murder.

Knock knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo "who"? Boo Radley. I live down the street.

What did Michael Jackson say to the little boys before they came to his house? Get on the ferris wheel

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

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