- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man, white man, mexican, irishman, indian, and chinese man being hung at the same time? -a racially diverse pirate crew

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What was the babies first word? Nothing: It was a still-born.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

What is worse than getting hit by a bus? 9/11

What is black and white and has 4 wheels? A zebra, I lied about the wheels

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

What did the white man say to the black man? Nice Pants

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

So theres this Jew, right? He got shot to death.

So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

Life is like a bridge. You get walked on all your life until you fall apart.

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

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