yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Knock knock Who's there Guess who? Billy, is that you? Yeah baby I'm home! OMG!!!

What do you call someone that has befriended a fisherman? Fishermans friend Moral: Strongest there is.

A child finally stood up to the school bullies! Recently the news did a story about a school shooting.

why was the little boy brutally murdered? there was a serial killer in his town.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

How did Richard the lion heart get his name? From his parents.

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic sport centered around rednecks.

what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

What did the little boy do when he got his test grade? Cried, it was 0

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

How old was the baby when it took its first steps? That question is impossible to answer due to the fact the parents had an abortion and the fetus remained unborn.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What do you call a one legged , one eyed, canadian fisherman called Samuel Browning? Mr Browning unless you are on friendly terms then Sam is fine.

Whats Worse then finding a worm in your apple. Finding a real joke on anti-joke.com

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

what did the teacher say to the students when she was talking about the solar system The sun is very hot. At the core it is 15 million degrees Celsius or 27 million degrees Farenheit. Using a magnifying glass, we can see the very hot heat and the light of the sun. Please do not do that because it can hurt your eyes. This makes the light very bright and the heat is so hot it could start a fire.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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