What did the cow say to the farmer who was driving by in a tractor? MOOOOOOOO!

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

What do you call a white guy pointing a gun at someone? A member of the United States Army.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

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theres no 'I' in 'team' but theres an 'I' in 'hitler'

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Daves dead. This is Darrell.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday.

Roses are red violets are blue. A face like yours belongs in the zoo! But don't you worry I'll be there too! But not in the Ill be laughing at you

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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