- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Q:Howd the blind kid find his way home? A:He didnt, he got lost and died of starvation.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Where do babies come from? You fathers penis.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What does a black man do when drives up to a STOP sign? Stops.

who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

What do you get when you cross a black guy and a keyboard? A black guy punctured by a keyboard

When life throws knives at you, run away.

What's long hard and black A drain pipe

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

The word "Walter" is never funny.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get slaughtered.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

I took my sick iguana to the Vet. He said why did you bring him to me, a former soldier?

A magician tells the boy to get into the box and locks him in. He wasn't a magician.

Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

Why did the little boy cry? Because his parents were shot in the face while he was forced to watch you insensitive jerk Now walk away ????

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