What's worse then falling off a buliding? Falling of a higher building.

why did logan cross the road? to get raped by his father again

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

What's green and has wheels? Grass i was lying about the wheels.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What's worse than fingering your sister and finding your father's wedding ring ? 3 bee stings.

someone called someone else a frog

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

What's better than winning a gold medal at the paralympics? Winning two gold medals.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

what's the difference between northerners and southerners? southerners live to the south of birmingham, and they don,t stink of urine.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

If you have a stroke, call 000

Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

A man walks into a bar at 4:00 PM NO it was actually 4:01 because my clock is messed up and My dad likes cheese plus pie

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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