What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

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Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

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Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

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How did the failing slut get an A -she studied really hard

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Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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what does 1 out of 15 people get cancer

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Question: What is worse then a worm in your apple? Answer: A number of different things I would imagine...

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About numbers, it was 180 mg of valium... And I am going to live becausepeople got there in time, my heart never stopped because luck, the doc was only making a joke about me "having ingested enough valium to die at least twice". Sanders, I just got your girlfriend to agree to a threesome, if my banana ever wakes up again, AND WHEN... Thou areth forgiven, btw I sent him a picture of Line`s unshaved vagina, and a note stating: U recognize this? Find out more on horsehead network! Meh His name is Anders something Chattington, yeah for all that know him, guess whose finger is on her unshaven... Yeah, maybe you should not have messed with a guy that can have ANYONE. Ps: Then its your mother, then your sister which is 17 (and pretty 16 is legal here so fuck you Chatty!) and then I SHALL STRIKE THY WITH THE VENGEANCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS! Because you are forgiven, which I cant even remember what means, I mean I know I am typing my experiences here, but thats only because I remember by muscle memory where the buttons are, said the doctor... I can still play Snes emulators... Not, because my numb fingers cant click anything and Line is gone. I TOUCHED HER ALREADY YA KNO! YOU SAW THE PIC, My skin is tan, and... well you know she is here... The best part? She is totally okay with you knowing, sayonara pal, id watch the "fluor" in your mothers pussy the next time you eat it!

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A watermelon, a cherry, a mango, and a peanut are sitting at the table for dinner. They are all eating chicken wings and watching the superbowl between the Packers and the Patriots. What is wrong with the situation? Well two things are wrong, cherry's cannot communicate with peanuts because they speak different languages(obviously). And the patriots fucking suck.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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What is similar about Michael Jackson and Walmart? Nothing they have nothing to do with each other

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How hot was the blonde considering she was in Africa for the first time and it was 103 degrees, very

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Did you hear phonsi was Gay? I just found out too, he walked into the diner and said, "ive got AAIIIIIDS."

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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How do you stop a plane? Land it.

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My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

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