An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

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Why Did The Man Fall Off His Motorcycle? Because he hit a bus.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

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Q. Why do cheetahs run so fast? A. Because their bodies allow them to.

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ROMEO ROMEO WHEREFORE ART THOU ROMEO

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Who is married to Uncle Joke? Antijoke.

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If there are anti jokes why are there no uncle jokes?

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Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q: What did the horse say to the other horse? A: Nothing, Horses are incapable of making verbal communication therefore they cant speak to each other.

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God, you know after creating humanity and kinda regretting it and stuff, fell into drinking and betting. He found Sin a fellow poker player, and all was good. Until God, drinking a bit too much bet a bit too many of his creds: Son. Jesus: Yes father. God: Uh, I kinda ended up low on cash on the poker game last night and I kinda well... I am gonna be frank here, I bet you and lost. NeroMetal Not dissing the bible, just enjoying the always brighter side of life eh? ;)

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Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to his party? Because he used to be alive and was burned to death by an overturned truck carrying chemical's so his family canceled the party to organise the funeral.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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your mommas so fat she jumped for joy and got stuck

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A seal walks into a club. And proceeds to die. Why? The seal isn't able to walk so it was crawling and a man was swinging a club to it's head, so it perished and he could feed his family. The Statement was censored by the FCC

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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