Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

You're so ugly, when yo' mama dropped you off at school, she kissed your forehead and called you beautiful.

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

A guy walks into a bar

What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I would very much love to meet you again Erron, call me sometime I do not care how you get my number.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

What do you call a dog with no legs Nothing it won't come

Why didn't the boy want to go to school? Because it was 3am.

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

so a man walks into a bar, then the prison warden told him to calm doun.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

I haven't been this tired since the last time I was tired

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Where's my baby??

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Anti Joke

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