- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

If a tree falls in the forest, but nothing is there to hear it, does it still make noise ? Yes, because whether the action of the three falling produces sound waves or not is not dependent on whether something is there to receive these waves.

Q: How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Ele PHa n T

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

what did the girls scream when they were being stalked? skydragon

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

How many nipples are on a raccoon ? I don't raccoono

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

why did a girl walk down the alley? because her name was alley!

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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