A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

You're on a bus and the driver is black, you're white friend turns to you and says, We're gonna have a race on the highway!

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

His name is Frosted Mike, and he neither has nor does not have a penis.

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

What do you call an Asian who can't drive? Underage, and therefore has not required his license to do so.

Why did the Mexican fall off of a cliff? He lost is ballence.

Why is there trees? Because they change color... Oh yeah and for oxygen by Burflared

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

Q:what's faster than a black man with you t.v A:his brother with your laptop

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

There's two blondes a black man and a camera man...

a black man and a Mexican are in the back seat of the car. whos driving the car? their best friend

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... So he didn't get Mono from Janelle.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

How do you make a plumber cry? I'm sorry but our princess is in another castle.

knock knock who's there? your mom your mom who? I'm sorry to tell your mom is dead :.(

Guy One: Guess what? Guy Two: What? Guy One: I don't know, that's why I asked you.

My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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