Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

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Why is facebook ruining all of the world's social skills? Because Mark Zuckerberg has Asperger's.

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Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm bitten in half in your apple.

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Do you know why this joke isn't funny. It's punchline is bad.

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Q: What did the architect say after he tripped? A: My mother died of cancer when I was 6.

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Harry thrust his wand forward, "Expelliarmus!" Voldemort casually ducks, and fires a killing curse at our hero.

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Who will win in a fight Chuck Norris or Chuck Norris? I don't even know who he is -Lets go METS!!!!!!

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Have you ever tripped over a leaf? No. Neither have I.

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Two fuses wearing bombs for hats were sitting on a bench with their frayed feet dangling on the ground. A match was walking along and tripped, hitting it's head on the ground and bursting into flame. Luckily the fuses had finished lunch by that time and gone back to work. Unluckily for the match it died from burns to 80 percent of it's body.

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Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

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What do you call a jewish person at a construction site? A builder

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What happened to the little boy that went to The Penn State locker room? He had a great day meeting the team and watching the football game.

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So my friend told me to go shot myself I got my Canon and shoot myself The image came out very clean and profession.

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Jane was playing in the back of the bus with an eyeball...up and down,up and down.An old woman asks her : Jane,what are you doing?She responds : I`m trying to see who`s the driver

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Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

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Whats worse than a dead baby? Two dead babys.

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Knock Knock! Who’s there? Alligator! I'm positively sure that Alligators are unable to talk, now please tell me who this is before I call the police.

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Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

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Women's rights

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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