- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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they say a rolling stone gathers... speed until it reaches maximum potential speed and cannot go any faster.

How did the girl cross the road? -She didn't, she died because she was blind and didn't see the "don't walk" sign.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

Whats worse then walking into a door? getting shot in the head by a 10ft squirrel holding 44.magnum and a slice of cheese in the other

Girl 1: I just can't find the man who'll make the perfect husband for me. Girl 2: Maybe you're asking for too much. Girl 1: Yeah, probably.

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a screaming goat

How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

You know what sucks? A vacuum.

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

whats orange and cant talk? an orange

What did the viking say to the alien? "Vad i namn av valhalla är en utlänning gör här?"

Why did the old man die? He was old.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

the WNBA.

What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

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