what do you get when you mix peanut butter and jelly? a sweaty black guy

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

Q: why does the man like men? A: because he is gay

Whats 9 plus 10 ... WHO FREAKIN CARES! STUPID.

What is the best thing the French ever invent The two piece

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What did the piano say to the ice cube? Dude, get back in the freezer or you are going to melt!

So a bar walks into a man...

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

what did the boy who liked trucks get for his birthday? POOP

What is worse than finding a dead bug in your coffee? September 11, 2001

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Q. What has 5 chins, 10 eyes, 10 feet, and 50 fingers? A. Five People.

Two penises walk into a minefield. Both are very careful with their every step and try not to be blown.

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