A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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why did the kid die? his mom shot him

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Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What's the worst part about eating a dead baby? It's a tie between the smell, the taste, and the depression associated with whatever decline in humanitsy that has brought you to this point in your life. Overall, it's an outright terrible situation.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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a brunet,a redhead,and a blone were stranded on an island 4 miles away from land. the brunet swam 1 mile and drowned. the redhead swam 2 and drowned. the blond swam 3 miles and decided to swim 3 miles back to the island

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knock knock. who's there? 9/11

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

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I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

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A man walks into a doctors office He has AIDS

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If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

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What did the ocean say the other ocean? Nothing, bodies of water are incapable of speech.

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Where's my baby??

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

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Words with two W's or N's in them are awkward and unnecessary

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on the other side of the road people don't question his motives

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? to ge to the same side

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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