if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

How did the little boy get lost? He didnt he got dragged into a van and was raped violently.

how do you kill a blonde with a pistol Put the clip in and shoot her

what's the difference between a dolphin and a ghost? dolphins aren't ghosts!!

What's black, blue, and read all over? The newspaper.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Knock knock I don't even have a door just walk in

Why did Stephen hawking walk into A bar? He didn't. This situation is impossible considering the fact that he suffers from a horrible condition causing terrible muscular paralysis preventing him from walking.

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

Why did the girl go to Jupiter? To get more stupider

Why didn't the kid return home after school? He was having a sleep-over with a bunch of his friends. Who all died from a robbery.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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