I will slam your FACE into the BOOK if you don't stay out of MY SPACE

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So the question i got asked in order to post this was: Which one is easiest? and I thought to myself, the slutty one, obviously!!

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

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There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

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What did the Jew say to the German? Yes I would like fries with that.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why was the chair spinning Cause it wants to

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Q: What do Captain Jack Sparrow, Captain Crunch, Captain Morgan and Captain Kangaroo all have in common? A: They are all caucasian

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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What did the parakeet say to the grapefruit? Nothing. Parakeets can't speak.

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Yo mamma is so ugly, but your father was willing to look past that. They fell in love and you were born about a year after they got married.

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While out looking for sex last week I met a hooker who looked like a rhino. I said to her, "Do you charge?" She said, "Sir, I am arresting you under the Street Offences Act 1959. You do not have to say anything. But it may harm your defence if you do not mention when questioned something which you later rely on in court."

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q. What's the worst thing about your family a. There related to you

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

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Anti Joke

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