- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red,Here's something new ,violets are violets,not ******* blue

if a tree falls in A Forest, would Robert Smith hear?

Why do people waste there time writing Anti-Jokes Becuase they enjoy there right to the 1st ammendment and who are we to question it

A guy finds a genie bottle. He rubs it. A genie appears and grant him 3 wishes. He wishes for a splendid woman, a lot of money, and a house.

What's round and bounces A basketball No!!!!!!! You dummy!!! Then what? Boobies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you wake up lady gaga Set her alarm clock to an appropriate time

Baby Seal walks into a club.

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Knock knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The interrupting doct... You have Cancer

Why is 6 scared of 9? Because 9 is a zombie.

What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

Wanna hear a joke? Womens rights ;) Wanna hear another joke? Too bad i'm not gonna tell you

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

How did the fat guy survive the air crash? He was he was astronomically and improbably lucky.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What do you call a cup that holds liquid A cup

Why did the chicken cross the road. grass was greener on the other side!

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

Q: What Would Canada Be With out Nature A: Peru

How do you get your dog to give you a blow job? You have to force him.

What do you call a Muslim man flying a plane? The pilot.

a blonde walks in to a bar, the bar tender gives him a free drink because he's a man and it's nazi germany

what food wouldn't you take on holiday with you? any its all inclusive

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