how did the blonde get a concussion? she didnt see the pole in front of her.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sorry, wrong house.

why did the man fall off his bike? someone threw an oven at him

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

Once there was an ugly barnical, He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

knock knock Goodbye

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Run it over with a lawn mower!

Q:John has 50 candy bars and he eats 45, what does john have? A: Diabetes

Where did the two Jews ride when they got married? In the back of the oven.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was simply wandering around and happened to walk from one side of the road to the other.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Whats the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? The Porsche isn't in my garage

boling water: why is it taking so long for you to get hard? egg: sorry, it's just because i recently got laid by a chick.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

What is the defference between Obama and an American? Obama doesn't have a birth certificate.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

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