Whats grosser then gross? A dead puppy in a barrel. Whats grosser the a dead puppy in a barrel? A dead puppy in two barrels. Created by : go josh or ty :D

What is little,red and its in the corner??? -strawberry in the corner

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

How do you kill a jew? Same way you would anyone

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

What is green, walks on four legs, and is capable of the strongest bite in the world? An alligator.

why am I a hobo? because I lost my job.

Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

What do you call a black man standing on a podium? Slave trade

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

what did the lawyer say to the lawyer? "whats up lawyer?" what did the banana say to the banana? nothing bananas dint talk...

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

A amazing I idiots D discover S sex

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

What wuld u do for a klondike bar? Nothing taste like shit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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