What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Getting raped by a hose

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idear.

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A man walks into the office for an appointment. The doctor proceeds to perform the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's testicles to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

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What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

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Why didn't Suzie ride her bike? Suzie's mother aborded her. She was never born.

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What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

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How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

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Yo mama so fat she makes blind kids cry

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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What do Selena and Justin, Kate and William, and Barack and Michelle all have in common? Nothing.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for ya?" The man replies, "A beer."

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What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

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