what's the only thing worse than losing a pen before a test? getting raped by a pedifile. -teagan doherty-

Q why did the kids make fun of timmy A because he was an android with al chunk of metal added accidentally where a real boys crotch would be. Bwilkster

What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did helen keller's dog run away? He lost track of his destination and got lost.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychological disorder.

Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

A blonde heard that 90% of all crimes occur within a one-mile radius of the home, so she had a security alarm installed.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Stop asking stupid questions.....

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

How do you drown a blond girl? Forcibly hold her head under water until it enters the lungs and prevents the absorption of oxygen leading to cerebral hypoxia and myocardial infarction.

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

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