- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats funny? when isreal special forces hunted down nazis after ww2 and killed the fucks

What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

black people

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

When a fat lady walks by what do u think? R u fat or pregnant

Why did the old man die? He was old.

Why didn't the Mother packed her son's lunch? Because her son Timmy likes to go to the canteen

Did you hear about the kid from Texas? He shot his campus up.

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

How do you confuse a blonde? take the albuterol

I will slap myself once for every like this joke gets!

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swing set? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did Emily fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Emily.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

So Nero, do we tell people your comments are all containing codes and stuff so we can stay in touch?

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

roses are red violets are blue tis poem makes no sense so screw you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

You can pick you're friends, you can pick you're nose, but you can't run over a pedestrian.

Yo mama so short she often has to ask you to retrieve items from the top shelf of her cabinet.

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