- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

Q: What did the boy say to the girl? A: Wanna go to homecoming?

Why do they call Jean a redneck? Because her neck was red from being in the sun for so long.

What's worse than a baby nailed to a tree? Ten babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

Why can't Timmy go on any rollercoasters? Because he's morbidly obese and it would a safety hazard.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

A plane crashes on the border of canada and america, where do you bury the survivors? I lied there are no survivors and the bodies were incinerated by burning jet fuel so theres nothing to bury.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you do when you see a black man with half a head? Stop laughing and reload

What do you call a pig that does karate? By its name. Pigs are often referred to by something regarding the 'Oink' sound that they make. Perhaps in this instance, the pigs name was Oinky. However, this is only a supposition. The range of names is really too wide to make a fair prediction.

What do you call a black man? Rob

So this guy filled with blood, right? This caused his veins to protrude and him to bleed strongly when he cut his wrists with razors later that night- because of his struggle with depression and substance abuse.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the woman scream when she saw the mouse? Because she's afraid of technology.

Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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