- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

A boy spelled the word "banana" wrong on a spelling test... Points were deducted.

why did hellen kellers dog run away? because if your name was awughunguh you'd run too.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

How long did it take the man to swim the Atlantic? I don't know. Everybody stopped counting after a while and went on with their lives. His body was never found.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane act

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

Naturally I meant to say "Its no fun even when they DO scream in pain" below... What do you think I got? Pleasure? Your friendly r*pist Moral Man: Of course I got pleasure! ;) But I wont share with you!

You trying to be funny kid? This is a matter of security to the national degree, point zero has been compromised, unless you bring out one of these soon, I am myself going to drag your ass into prison.

A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

Why don't aliens eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Did I say twenty times? I meant two hundred, you already know this I gather, but your subconcious understands mathmatics and multiplications at a whole different level because its potential is indefinite.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

what did the pumpkin muffin say to the blueberry muffin? nothing, because muffins can't talk.

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