- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

why do jews like money? So they can support their family.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

why dont they make black forks

I'm homeless.

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

It may be Stupid but its also Dumb. ~Patrick Star

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You set the alarm for a reasonable time. - Louis

-What's the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler? Michael Phelps can finish a race.

A gay man watches football.

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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