- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

An Irish man walks into a bar, and then realizes that he's walked into the wrong establishment (He was looking for an upscale restaurant.)

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

what did the apple say to the orange? :nothing because an apple is not a human organism nor an orange therefore they can not speak....

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

What time is it in Florida? Time To Eat The President Of The United States!

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

A baby seal walks into a club. It is eventually beaten to death and eaten.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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