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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

George Bush=Bush Dick Cheny=Dick Colin Powell=Colon Condoleezza Rice=Rice One of these doesn't belong here.

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

What do you do when you see a hot girl in your bed

What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks " What'll You Have" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

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