- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, and blood is too. But violets are purple. NOT FUCKING BLUE.

Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

Nobody cares maddie!

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit him with an ax

What did the contestant say to the game show host? If I don't win I will arrange to kill your family.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

how did the snake fly? it couldnt snakescant fly

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

how do u make a snooker table laugh? TICKLE ITS BALLS HAHA

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

Why so serious ?

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have schizophrenic, and don't have any friends

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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