- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the panda say to the poachers? please stop killing my family.

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

2 mentally, unstable , woman visit the cinema , and watched "The Sweeney,"they really enjoyed it

I'm so punny.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he was eaten alive!!!

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