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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Your mom is so ugly she often finds it difficult attracting members of the other sex.

What was Hitlers first toy? An easy back oven.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

what did the fish say when i threw it at the wall. Ouch. Then the world ended because it caused a ripple in the fabric of reality.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Three black men was in a car. They were going on holiday.

haiku for you ladies and gents My mother once said, "Slow and steady wins the race" She died in a fire.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupter. Interrupter who? Interrupter Jones.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Roses are red violets are blue ice-cream is yummy can I eat you

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

Knock knock! Who's there? ... There was no reply because the person who knocked was the mailman delivering a package, and he had a tight schedule so he couldn't stay around to chat.

curtis campbell has no ear lobes so he bought some milk and drank it with his cereal.

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