- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jew, a mexican, a priest, a polock, a rabbi, a black guy, a white guy, an alien, a rooster, a duck, a horse, a chicken, a carrot, a chinaman, a plumber, a blond, and a christian are all examples of descriptive nouns.

Q: What do you call a person with no arms and no legs ??? A: Stumpy

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

Sometimes I finger myself to some Madonna and Mary J. Blige shit. - Jesse

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

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man:"gullible is written on the celling" boy looks up

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

Q. what did the hobo say to the rich guy A. nothing the hobo wa a mute

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

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Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Q: What do you call half of the worlds population of black people on the moon. A: Close enough.

Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

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