There was once a little boy who started feeling sick. His mother gave him some soup. He died anyway.

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Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Two blonds walk into a building....they couldnt see it.

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If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

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What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

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Why doesn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it makes him mean.

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What do you call a blue chair A black person

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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I'm Batman.

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A man walks into a bar, he then proceeds to purchase his favorite alcoholic beverage.

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Your mom's so fat that she is going to contract heart disease by age 30.

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Why did jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms or legs Knock knock Who's there? Not jimmy

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what has two lags and red all over? :a cat in a chinies restrunt...

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

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Q: Why does the chicken cross the road? A: To get hit by a redneck.

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why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

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Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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a young mother cow died in a street crossing by a large oil truck, she was never buried and became infested with maggots in the next few days

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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