Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

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I'm tired.

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why shouldn't you get a clown angry? Because they'll yell at you.

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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How did Alice get revenge on Diane when Diane called her fat? When Alice was pregnant, she stabbed herself in the stomach and blamed it on Diane. Diane was then sent to prison for murder and received a sentence of 25 years. Alice laughed in court, and Diane was forced to commit suicide. Alice then stole Diane's husband, and she lived happily ever after.

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Pope: how to help the unfortunate people my fellow Christians? Christians: We should give donations and a lot of support. What we always do. Pope: and i shall wear this golden hat, sit on a high quality super expensive chair, this rope with gold attached to the decorations, and wave my golden staff as you help these poor innocent children. Christians: yes...that... Pope: P.S: and live in an expensive church with many children alone.

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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"Why is Barney green and purple?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way."

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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How does it change many dyslexics to take a lightbulb.

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A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

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Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

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Your momma soo fat.... that if she doesnt start exercising and eating right she will be more likely to get adult onset diabetes.

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Dwarf Shortage

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A black man, a white man and a Jewish man all live in the same apartment block. Which is most likely to be at work? None of them, it's Sunday. [L]

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Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

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What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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