- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

A fish swims into a bar The town is flooded and thousands are dead

Women outside of the kitchen.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

whats hairy and crys your mom

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Q: Why does a hamburger doesn't taste like an ice cream? A: Because.

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

If a red house is made out of red bricks, and a blue house is made out of blue bricks, what is a green house made out of? Green bricks.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Your mom is so dirty, She smells.

why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did Timmy's mom think of his art project? Nothing, she screamed and called an ambulance because she saw that he had tripped and fallin onto a pair of scissors and they just so happened to peirce his heart.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

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knock knock whos there the game __i lost the game__