- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen cheese

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Why was the woman worried? She was coughing up blood

Two Mexicans were sitting in the back of a car. They were carpooling to save gas.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

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A black man and a Mexican man are in the back of a car. Who's driving? Not enough information to answer this question.

Why did the dinosaur rent a DVD in Redbox about a sex? Because he didn't own a Blu-Ray player.

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What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

Q: What is brown and sticky and often found in the grass? A: A stick.

Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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