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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do you call somebody who can't walk? Handicapped

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

There are two cows standing in a wide, green field eating hay. The first cow says: "Moo". The second cows says: "Thats funny, I was about to say that."

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

I recently sent 10 puns to a joke website, hoping that one of them would win a competition. Unfortunately, they were deemed offensive.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What's Funny and has two Wheels A kids falling off his bike

A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

What do you get when you cross a gay man with a chainsaw? A decapitated homosexual.

Man sees a hot girl. The hot girl sees him. The man asks her out on a date. After five years of dating he asks for her hand in marriage. She says "No way, I'm married you horror!!!" The man cries and moves in with his mom... Two days later he commits suicide.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

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