A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

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So I picked my nose while peeing, and it fell in the toilet so I didn't have to wipe it on anything. This is more of a story I wanted to share than a joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his opportunities from a young age.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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[Insert anti-joke here]

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

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Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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Q: Why was the chicken waterboarded? A: Because the guy liked being cruel to animals.

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what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

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How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

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Why couldn't the blonde do her homework? She had no fingers.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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