- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the mexican work for a lawn care service I don't know why don't you ask him

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

My grandma told me to always keep my head up and just keep going. She fell down a manhole last week and died.

Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Why did the black man steal the mountain bike? He didn't. He purchased and payed for the mountain bike.

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

Grace Ackerson

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

what did the maker of anti jokes website say while reading some of the jokes on here? these people r idiots. and he lived happily ever after. then died. Good one

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

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What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Q: How Do you make a baby be quiet? A: slowly chop it's head off with a blunted axe once it's head is off eat it

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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