whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding herpes in your apple.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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Whats worse than hard cheese?Cheese DUH

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Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

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Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

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Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

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Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

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chuck norris was bit by a snake, a few hours later he died

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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A teacher, a lawyer, and a doctor are all at the edge of the cliff. Then they jump off and die.

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Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

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Why did the ground beef taste funny? Because little Timmy fell in the grinder.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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What do you call a popular rap and hip-hop artist? Tunde

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Why did little Susie Fall in the well? She had downs.

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Why did Samuel drive his car into a tree? Because the tree was being a total jerk, blocking the road.

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