- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

sandwich. roller coaster. brain sprout. cholera, meander. time. rivet.porcupine. mayonaise. frying. x-ray forever.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications/programs, thus causing the game Jetman on Facebook to lag.

Wanna hear a joke? It's here somewhere You looked :D There ain't jokes on Antijoke.com

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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how much c o c k could a n i g g e r lick if a f a g g o t licked a d i c k

What do you call a chicken with no head? A chicken with no head.

Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

Knock knock... Home invasion

How do you confuse a blond? Nordic mytholigi. That is, if shes american

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

Why did the black man go through the window of the house? He left his keys inside

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are black. Violets black. Guns are black. My van is black.

What did the dead woman say to the murderer nothing dead people cant talk

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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