Bill is driving along the Interstate.All the sudden, a refrigerator falls off the truck in front of him.The fridge slams into Bill's car.He dies instantly.

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What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

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Your mom is so fat her daily calorie intake is dangerously above the recommended 2000 per day.

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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Why did little Sammy die of boredom? The WNBA was on

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

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Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

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Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

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Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

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Jet fuel doesn't melt steel beams,heat does.

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Suicide is never the answer. Unless you ask me what I contemplated after I found out that my family was killed in a horrific traffic accident.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I asked my wife to make me a sandwich. I had forgotten she was dead.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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David Cameron

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What happens after Madeline McCann disappears. Jokes.

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