- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

Why did the black man take the watermelon? Because he bought it, and watermelons are delicious.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Stolen.

Why did Batman brush his teeth? So he wouldn't get bat breath

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Why did little Suzan fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock,Knock Who's there? Not Suzan

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

what did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, They just waved.

If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

What did the Irishman say to the German? "Sorry, do you have the time?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? So it could cause traffic accidents.

Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Reading re-posts of classic anti jokes posted by lonely teenagers.

Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

my friend got in a car wreck,he lost his left arm and left leg. how is he now? Hes all right.

what did rishi say to jess ? GOOD ONE

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