- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

what's red and has seven feet? the red man who had seven feet as a result of a serious genetic mutation

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But officer, I did come to a full stop!

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

WHY ARE WOMEN SO HARD TO SLEEP WITH? Because the men are always hard while sleeping with them

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Will farrow now gimme your hentai"

Have u ever noticed why a Police car siren isnt as loud as an ambulance siren? Do u know why that is? Because i dont, and i would like to know because my over active and curious brain is pounding through my skull and throbbing with question and wont stop until i know the answer!

What do you call a dog without a bone? Floppy.

Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Did you hear about the guy who got his whole left side cut off? Now he is dead..

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Whats worst than a cold? Being shot in the face repeatadly by a rocket launcher until death.

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