Why did Kelly lose all interest in men? An aneurysm in her brain popped

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What's the difference between an Elephant and a Post Box? An Elephant is not a Post Box. It is an Elephant.

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What's black and white and red all over and can't turn around in an elevator? A nun with a spear through her back

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers. -Del Primm

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these jokes are not funny but there funny because there not funny aaaaaaaa pissing me off

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Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

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Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

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Why did Anna fall off her bike? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Anna.

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You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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Why did the little boy fall off his bike? He was hit by a truck.

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a shovel 17 times

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When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What's big and looks like a mushroom? A Mushroom.

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What did the basketball player do before he scored a basket? Shot the basket ball

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Whats worse than the Holacaust? Stepping on damn Lego's. MrBounty44

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, horse, we don't serve your kind here." The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse," says the bartender, "I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out. 10 minutes later, the horse returns. "Hey horse, are you deaf? I said we don't serve your kind here!" The horse turns around and walks out, knocking over a stool with his tail.

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A woman sees a sign on a store that says "husbands for sale." Curious, she walks inside. The clerk says "These men will be perfect husbands, they'll cook and clean for you and see to your every need." Shocked, the woman calls the police and reports the store for human trafficking.

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Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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