Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

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Knock Knock No solicitors

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Nobody..

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What do you call a man who never farts in public? A private tooter!

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Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

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A man walked into a blind child's house and made him see again. He stepped outside, walked into traffic, and died as he was not used to the light.

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why is ginger kid so sad? Because his all family was killed

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An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

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Why do fat people commit suicide

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roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

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An alcoholic walks into a bar. He wakes up the next morning in a jail cell covered in blood. 3rd time this week.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

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A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

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what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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