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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly it affects her self esteem.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist! Jk a terrorist

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call a man that has a terminal illness and is named James - James

A homeless guy was walking along the beach when all of a sudden he see's what looked like to be magic genie's lamp so he pick the lamp up whipes it off then sells it for black tar herion.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting thrown in to a car and raped violently.

Justin Bieber tries to get into a club but is not allowed because he is to young.

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

Why didn't little Timmy see the bus right before it hit him? Because he was blind

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

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What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? He pulls over and replaces it.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What do you call a Caucasian in Russia? Russian.

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