Why was Charles bleeding, because he was stabbed in the head with a needle

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

There was an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman. Now there's millions of them. And women too.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

why did rhys jones get shot. because he was there

Knock Knock No solicitors

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

Why did the rooster cross the road? To go play with the other roosters.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

What does A.D.D stand for? Attention deficit disorder

This is an anti-joke.

God told John to come forth and recieve internal golry forever. John came fifth and recieved a toaster.

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

Its not a big mistake at all, if people do not want to get hypnotized you cant hypnotize them, or so I thought...

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

what's worse than finding an worm in your apple? Finding HALF a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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