- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

They say animal behavior can warn you when an earthquake is coming. Like the night before that last earthquake hit, our family dog took the car keys and drove to Arizona.

Rylan Clark

How old are you? 7

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

What did the disabled kid do on friday? He fell down a flight of stairs.

What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

The Pope walks into a bar, the barman says: "What'll it be, Pope?" But the Pope's knowledge of English is tenuous at best. He mumbles something in Latin that the barman doesn't understand. The Pope becomes frustrated and leaves.

Knock Knock Who's there? Mormens...

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered sex offender who recently got out of federal prison after a 20 year sentence.

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

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John: what is blue and goes blub blub Phil; I don't know, what? John: a blue blub blub. What is green and goes blub blub Phil; a green blub blub John: no green blub blubs don't exist, what are you stupid?

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

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