Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A:I don't know i was asking you P.S. leave your answer in the comments below :D

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how do you make a baby cry? put a nail through its foot

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Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

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roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Whats the defination of cruelty

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Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Q. why did the black man cross the road? A. Cause there is no law saying he cant

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Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

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One day a black guy bought some fried chicken. The clerk said: Lol you guys always eat chicken! Lol said the black guy, yeah I am here a lot. Clerk: No I meant your kind of you know... I KNOW WHAT? Clerk: You guys at the studio next door! Oh, yeah, lol I almost thought you meant my skin color! Clerk: You fucking Negroes always thinking we are racist...

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

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A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

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wheres an unexpected place to find sand? a human pancreas.

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Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? Well i would imagine one of various names for a domesticated animal and she would choose the name based on her likes towards nature or an element of nature, being the educated individual she i would think she may name it base on a person of importance, such as an author or maybe a writer that inspires her.

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Why did the boy fall off of the swing? Because he had no arms

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What happened when the engineering student studied for a physics final? They failed.

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What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, Show me your ti ts.

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how do you make Will Smith cry? cut off his toes and fingers.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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