- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Drugs, Johnny was a convicted drug dealer, age 19.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Q: How many times did the chicken cross the road? A: One and a half.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

The cream, it is coming

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Did u know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes by?

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

What did the boy with cancer get for his birthday? Roses on his tombstone.

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why does the Pentagon have twice as many toilets built as is legally obliged? Racial segregation

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

Why was the girl running? She had to catch her bus.

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

Why can't Jade Goody go swimming? Because she's dead.

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