- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

why did the blonde put on a coat? because she was cold.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the ant say to the bush? Ernest Borgnine.

What was sandusky's role at penn state turned tight ends into wide receivers

How many dyslexic people does it take to ruin Christmas? One, because they murdered you mother on your birthday.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Columbus Day... A day to remember the anniversary of Columbus enslaving America.

What's worse than Monkey Ball? Super Monkey Ball. What's worse than Super Monkey Ball? The Holocaust.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 'Cause he wanted to get squashed by the giant pancake.

What did the cow say to his family before he left the house? goodbye, because he was going to the slaughter house to get killed for meat

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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