I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

Why do people who walk into bars never have names?

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

When life throws you melons, You probably won't catch them.

What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What do black people and bananas have in common? 50% of their DNA

Whats Big, Brown, and smells like Horse Crap? Horse Crap

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

why can't Amy ride on the rollercoaster? Because she's under the height limit.

The child was fired from his job.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

A Jew, black person, and Mexican jump out of a plane, which one falls first? Who cares they all died

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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