- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead... Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first monkey... Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game...

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

There are two men on a dock. The first man says, "What's your name?" The second man says, "GET OFF!" because he has turrets.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

The motto of those who live in the Bible Belt; "The Bible Belt: Where being obese is 'Genetic' but being homosexual is a 'lifestyle choice'."

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

Im not random you just can't think as fa-bunnies

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

If life hands you melons you might be dyslexic

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What's worse than getting a paper cut? Getting shot in the face.

when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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