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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A bunch of teens were egging the house of their science teacher for giving them homework over break. They got caught by their teacher's ex-husband and he told them, "She broke up with me for telling her she was being too hard on her students. So, my friends, egg on!!!!!"

Dubstep CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

A. Why did the boy cross the road? B. Why? A. I don't know! That's why I'm asking you.

What do you call a alcaholic walking down the street..... Roadkill

WHat did the Somalian girl get for Christmas? AIDS

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

What's the best anti-pest control of all time???? The Holocaust.

Why did the blonde arrest the man? Because he brutally murdered his wife and children.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

do you know cadbury choclate buttons? yeah, you know the white ones come out now, do you why? so the black kids can get there face dirty too

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

High enough to know that fucking IQ is a terrible way to measure the total potential of the mind, which is potentially limitless depending on the person`s contact and control over the subconscious state.

Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Why can't monkeys and kuala bears get along? Because they are two entirely different species that cannot communicate with each other...

There is two guys named tard and retard on a boat in shallow water. they both fall off. Who gets back up onto the boat? - Obviously Tard because ur dealing with a retard here.

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

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Why did Prius driver go to jail? Because he ran over someone and then fled the scene of the crime (at 11 mph)

Why did hitler kill the Jews? Because he had sever mental illnesses and anyone who thinks the holocaust is funny deserves to die a slow death.

Knock, knock. Come in.

roses are red violets are blue get to close to me ill have to give aids to you!

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