FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Why does Joel's breathe smell?

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Two guys walk into a bar, and they ordered two drinks. Then the bartender said, "Two dollars, please." - Brandie PANG

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Why did the baby die? Because he was shot in the head repeatedly

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What's the best thing about shrimp? It never goes bad.

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what's blue and looks like a shirt? a blue shirt

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Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

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Hello

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

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God is real.

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Sex education in Texas,

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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so a blind man walks into a bar, then a chair, then a table.

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your momma so fat, that she secretly crys every night, because she is so self concious about her weight. and has to talk to a therapist because shes bolemic and has suicidal thoughts, because she cant stand the way she looks

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Knock-Knock Who's there? A giant spider-like insect that lays eggs in your brain which turn into larvae that drop down onto your tongue and eat your teeth slowly, then form a cocoon and turn into the spider-like insect spoken of previously. You then wake up from this terrible nightmare and get ready for your well paying job.

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What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The holoca- *the man hearing the joke then pulls out a desert eagle and shoots the man in the chest before finishing the joke then goes to jail for the rest of his life*

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to its dying chicks who were just run over.

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What's the difference between a black guy and a bucket of chicken? A lot.

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

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A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

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