What did Marshawn Lynch say? Yeah

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice t*ts

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

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Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

Grace Ackerson

A. Did you hear about the circus fires? b. They were intense. (in tents)

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

Hello.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's Basketball

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

How many TV shows are there? A lot.

Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

what did the first fire hi-grin say to the second fire hi-grin nothing they can talk it what just really awkward.

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he is quite wealthy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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