Robin, get in the Batmobile.

what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

Q: What do you call a black man that's flying a plane? A: A pilot.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy! But here's my switchblade Get in the trunk.

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Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

My dad died on Mothers Day, my mother was happy. Actually Iied, we were all sad.

hey I just met you, and this is crazy. I have alzheimers. Hey i just met you.

Why did a black man toss a bowl into the air? Because he just got it from the microwave and it was extremely hot.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? An invisible carrot!

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

What did Woody say to Buzz? A lot. There were three movies.

What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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