- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me about my wiener. How's your wiener? I don't have a wiener, I'm a woman.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

What do you call a white guy sitting on a bench? The NBA.

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

There are two blonds in a car, the driver to looks to the other blond (carelessly taking in her surroundings) They crash and the passenger is grusomely killed to the point of not being recognized and the driver later commits suicide from the guilt and pending law suit.

So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

Why did the blonde walk into the bar? To get a beer.

Yo mama so fat and ugly, I don't want to tell you how fat and ugly she is for fear of vomiting.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

Why was timmy live on the streets? His parents didnt have the money to abort him!! HaHa

Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did nobody answer when billy knocked on the door? The door was a loaf of bread.

a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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