Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

"Why the long face?" The bartender asked. "I was born with a severe cleft palette and a jaw deformity. The surgery lets me eat and drink but my parents couldn't afford the cosmetic part of the surgery, the scarring got worse as I grew older. Can I have a beer please?" I replied.

You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

How did the little boy get out of the forest? -He didnt, he was devoured by a pack of wovles.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Why did the duck cross the road? It followed the chicken.

There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

A man walked into a bar owch

Have you ever tried ethiopian food Neither have they

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

telll someone to ask u if u are a tree then say nooooooo

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

Why so serious? Your brother died.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Person 1: I need an adult.... Person 2: I am an adult. Person 1: I need another adult... Person 2: My friend's an adult too. Person 1: I need a third adult Person 2: GOD UR NEEDY!

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

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