- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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chuck norris and superman had a bet. Chuck norris immediatley won because superman is a fictional character played by an actor. Chuck norris then decided to have a bet with the actor that played superman and lost

How do you get 1,000 dead babies into a car? Blender How do you get them out? Straw

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

How do you call a guy that ran over 10 children A bad driver

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did grandpa fall asleep naked on a bench? Because his mental condition is slowly deteriorating which is causing him to not be able to properly determine what is and isn't ok to do in public.

Whats black and blue and red all over? An infant after its been beaten with a bat.

what did the anorexic girl eat today? nothing..

a lazy boy sleeps 23/24 hours. what does he do in the remaining hour ? he takes a nap

What did the traffic light say to the car? dont look at me am changing.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road A Nobody knows why because nobody is psych

Patrick, I just thought of something funnier than 24. Lemme hear it. 25.

A girl said to her boyfriend, "you take my breath away." The boy said, "that isn't possible" and they proceeded to have sex.

One day, Jimmy didn't wake up.

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What do Muslims have for breakfast? Corn Flakes.

How do you get a blonde to stop talking? Hit her in the head with a brick.

What's big fat and ugly? A monster

knock knock who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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