What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

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Whats more funny than 1 bomb on 8 babies? 8 bombs on 1 baby.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

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Horse walks into a bar... Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

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So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Whats more dangerous then a man with a gun? two men with guns.

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What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

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What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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How do you stop R Kelly from peeing on little girls? Kill all little girls.

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

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How do you steal candy from a baby? You ask nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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