why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

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The Labour Party.

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's Tyler Oh hey, come in

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What's red and has four letters? A stop sign

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Praise Paisley

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Did you know that there is a species of rodent capable of jumping higher than an average three-story building? This is due to its muscular hind legs and the fact that the average three-story building cannot jump.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

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A guy walks into a bar and tells the bartender to give him any drink. The bartender gives him the drink and the customer instantly dies. Another person in the bar asked the bartender what dring did you give him. He answered back.....poison

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There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya Who? Dot Com.

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how do you open a can of coke with no tab? throw a washing machine at it

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What do you call a fish with no "i's"? A blind fish.

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Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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What do lawyers and sharks have in common? They both play vital roles in their own society or ecosystem.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Women's rights.

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A man walks into a bar. He realizes that he would need a designated driver if he would want to return home safely. So he then leaves.

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Q - What do you call a hamburger without pickles? A - You call it a hamburger just without the pickles.

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Why was the Jew so happy? He had a good day

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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BTMG JOAN!"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TOP OF THE MORNING FREE MEAT NO SANTA THIS YEAR BONE FOUNDATIONS MOUNTNORRIS WHY IS THAT BAG MOVING?????????? MR MO MOLESTOR SHIT STAINS VEGETABLE GUN OPERATION SBB OPERATION SBB (THE AFTERMATH) #SL #NSL TIN SCHACK SKI LIFT MILK STAINS NATHAN: 5 - SEATS: 0 GREEK LETTER STU THE SO

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What's Worse Than Falling Over? .......Rape.

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