What did the black man say to the white man? "Hi"

thumb_up thumb_down -32

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the cop shoot his 4 year old son? Because the little bitch ate his leftovers

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How many are in a baker's dozen? 12 bakers

thumb_up thumb_down -32

How do you get an elephant into a freezer? You stuff him in there!!

thumb_up thumb_down -32

Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

thumb_up thumb_down -32

A Jew walks into a bar. It's a bar full of Neo-Nazis.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

andrew wagner

thumb_up thumb_down -34

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Remember that part where Jesus gets angry at a fig three and kills it because it "was lazy" for refusing to grow figs at winter? Brother Jeez, that was kinda mean man! You know it was winter rite? Anti Joke or not, that part is funny, so if Jesus returns and wants you to make him a sammich you better go get that goddamn sammich!

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why is the country in a national deficit? Because the Illuminati want to control all human beings in a socialist new world order.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

thumb_up thumb_down -34

Kittens are orange, puppies are grey, and they both make good pets

thumb_up thumb_down -36

"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What’s worse than taking a bite out of your apple and finding a worm? Taking a bite out of your apple and finding half a worm.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Why did the chicken cross the road? Umm... Why would it not?

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Whats the differwnce between a little girl and a fridge? The fridge doesnt scream when i put meat in it

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Your mom is so stupid, she stole free samples.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

What ryhmes with turtle rape

thumb_up thumb_down -36

you: have you seen the movie constapated them:no you:its because it hasen't come out yet

thumb_up thumb_down -36

penis in the camel

thumb_up thumb_down -36

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops